my brazilians just randomly stopped by at midnight to “just say hey and ask if I want any absinthe”
I fucking love you Júlio y Vinny
my room mates drive me fucking insane.
If you turn a light on, turn it the fuck off.
If you come into my room when the door is shut 1) fucking knock 2) shut the damn door when you leave.
If you open a cupboard, fucking shut it.
If you come pee when I’m showering and remove my towels from the toilet and put them out of reach of the shower, put them back where I can fucking reach them.